Here's to hoping these faces don't turn up at "The Big Show":
Really, it's getting to the point where I almost feel bad for the Kennedy-robbing lost little girl. And by "little girl," I mean seriously act your age (ahem, 22) not your upper arm's width size. That includes knowing you will end up as another meme on the Internet after every big night. So just sit, and...
And it is definitely not you, J. Lo. Class is one thing that Beyonce has that you will never have. Ellen too for that matter. The only thing that you proved last night in that awful window fixture you donned is that this is why we no longer see you nominated at these shows.